Twisted Triscuit

One day at the hot steamy Triscuit factory, there was a beautiful bunch of Triscuit cracker children born. They were of the whole wheat kind, reduced fat, packaged in pretty yellow boxes and shipped off to various grocery stores across the country. As they waited their turn to be placed on the shelves of the stores, they began to grow up.

There was one bunch of special Triscuits that were placed on a self of a Walmart Superstore in Marquette, Michigan. They were holding a secret inside the sealed plastic bag that they were excited to let out.

For the Triscuit children were friends with some extra-special Triscuit Siamese twins. In fact, they were Siamese sextuplet Triscuits.

Born on the hot Triscuit making table, their limbs were fused together to make a large mutant Triscuit containing six cracker children. They were twisted together, sharing certain orifices to eat and breath, but six seperate crackers combined by wheat strands.

They waited impatiently until two over-tired, bored, hungry college students were perusing the shelves near them. The tall blonde exclaimed,

"I want some Triscuit biscuits!!"

So they grabbed the special Triscuit box with glee, purchased a block of cheese, and headed off on their merry way to consume the delicious biscuits. Upon arriving at home, the college students prepared themselves for consumption. A cheese slicer was un-earthed from an overfilled utensil drawer and the girl fought with the cheese package until it finally ripped open. The boy grabbed the cheese and began to slice rapidly, for they were very hungry.

The girl grabbed the Triscuit box and opened it carefully, as to not spill the contents all the floor as she normally would. Slowly the plastic bag was opened the the Siamese sextuplets were born. The girl exclaimed with glee,

"Look! A mutant Triscuit!"

Then they were friends. The End.