Bah

I made it through my very first teeth cleaning this morning. After alot of poking, prodding, blood, and gum pain, I walked out with "clean" teeth. Except they feel dirtier than when I went in this morning. Booo. Now I have my next appointment in two weeks with an orthodontist to make my teeth nice and straight. You know what I call this? Rape of the teeth. Sodomization of the tooth structure. Ass ramming of the chewing organs. Whatever. It's the price you have to pay to keep your teeth healthy. Don't go and let me tell you....it will be 100,000 times worse when you finally have to.