Daily TV Programming
Back to the apartment, back to the daily television programs. Jerry Springer, Maury, Judge Judy, Judge Joe Brown, People's Court, and the same shit drones on day after day. Brain will be in severe mush form soon from lack of use in intelligent ways.
Man dumps girlfriend (who is a transexual who forgets to shave her chin and legs) for another transexual (forty year old mini-elephant looking woman) because "I'm a man and I don't want another man, I want a woman". Perhaps he should consider dating women instead of transexuals. I really can't believe I watch this shit.
My interview is this friday. Hopefully I won't spew forth useless knowledge of my baby's daddy's momma being sued in small claims court. I need a fucking job before I apply to appear on one of these asinine shows.
Man dumps girlfriend (who is a transexual who forgets to shave her chin and legs) for another transexual (forty year old mini-elephant looking woman) because "I'm a man and I don't want another man, I want a woman". Perhaps he should consider dating women instead of transexuals. I really can't believe I watch this shit.
My interview is this friday. Hopefully I won't spew forth useless knowledge of my baby's daddy's momma being sued in small claims court. I need a fucking job before I apply to appear on one of these asinine shows.
COMMENTS
Don't forget the infomercials that are on in between these shows when there's nothing else on that I always catch you watching when I come home from class.
10:23 AMHEY! You don't need to tell ALL of my secrets.....I guess it's gotten so bad that I'm even watching WWF now.
10:55 AMYou were asking for suggestions on what to write? Well, you next blog post has to be YOUR story on Jerry Springer! You have to imagine you are a guest on Springer. Come up with the wildest story you can think of that put you on Springer.
2:07 PMI don't know if the story is wild enough, but it sure is funny!
3:34 PM