Condom Testing

Do you ever wonder what the employee of a condom company tells someone when asked where they work and what they do? I'd say something like this:

"I keep the the world fucking."

Seriously though, if I were a sales manager at Trojan, it would be incredibly embarassing to tell my grandmother that I am in charge of the ribbed and for her pleasure condom advertising in order to generate more income for my company. Literally I'd have to promote sex and lots of it. Hell, that wouldn't be a bad idea.

Look at me! I keep the world fucking like rabbits while promoting safe sex. Try the french tickler for extra pleasure. Hey gram, tell gramp about that warming lube, I get a good discount and I hear it works wonders for the oldies who still fuck.

I bet the employees get a mass amount of free condoms every year. Especially that guy who runs the "luber" machine. He gets the messiest. Can't forget about the dude who designs exactly where the ribs are on a condom. How does he decide where the best ribs are strategically placed? Which flavors work on the flavored? I bet that guy gets laid often.

His pickup line is probably, "hey baby, I'm testing out a protocol, wanna give it a try? I have four different kinds, invite some friends".