First Day
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
It's my first day of work at 3 p.m. this afternoon. Even though I have been in and out of the office several times in the past couple months, I'm still as nervous as a kid on the first day of kindergarten. I'm quaking in my shoes. What if I forget how to talk? What if they thought I was smarter than I really am? What if I accidently poop my pants? What if I do every single thing wrong?
I guess the worst thing that could happen is that I will turn into a mute imbecile with poop stains down the back of my pants who manages to make all of the stock market computers crash.
It's my first day of work at 3 p.m. this afternoon. Even though I have been in and out of the office several times in the past couple months, I'm still as nervous as a kid on the first day of kindergarten. I'm quaking in my shoes. What if I forget how to talk? What if they thought I was smarter than I really am? What if I accidently poop my pants? What if I do every single thing wrong?
I guess the worst thing that could happen is that I will turn into a mute imbecile with poop stains down the back of my pants who manages to make all of the stock market computers crash.
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