Asshat Lawyer

A letter I got in the mail today:

Dear Julianne (we like to use informal names as to make you feel better when we have horrible news for you):

We don't give a flying shit how sick you were or how you almost died last fall. Also, we could really care less if you have huge hospital bills that you have no means to pay for. We are lawyer assholes who don't have the time or energy to bother with your stupid case. In fact, we hope that you have to struggle through the rest of your life paying for hospital bills. Seriously, we think it's funny that you are too poor to afford health insurance but you can't get free state coverage since you're in college. We've looked forward to sending you this awful letter for some time; we timed it perfectly for you two days before you start work. It's absolutely hilarious that the State of Michigan no longer allows people with gigantic medical bills to file for bankruptcy. What perfect timing on our part to make your life a miserable hell. Happy working! (you know, you can always think that the next 25 years of work will only go towards paying the hospital back)

Sincerely,

The Asshat Lawyers

PS-Wasn't it grand of us to send you this paper notice on a saturday morning?