I'm a Pirate....ARRRR!

This is me after touring a totally cool house that I'm seriously thinking of putting a bid on. I'm going to think about it overnight. Until then...

Ahoy, mates! Look at my cool pirate crown. It makes me look ferocious.

Let's try out the pirate dance!

Look at me as I swing my leg in the air.

I am a strong pirate with mystical powers.

Let's do a leg stretch whilst exposing my not so flat, not so in shape belly. Ahh hell, I'm a pirate! I'm supposed to have a belly.

I'm finding me some treasure in form of a house made of gold.

Kiss me arse if ye don't like it.

Quit thinking dirty thoughts of me arse.

This is what Dusty thinks of my pirate dance.

He thinks I'm cute though so he still gives me a smile.