Stupid Bowl

It's the yearly Stupid Bowl tonight. Note my enthusiasm right.....HERE. Ok, it's over. What I was most excited about this year was the not muscular sweating men smashing into each other, nor the colorful commercials, nor the much hyped half time show. What was I excited about? The scrumpcious cheese pizza I ate. Oh, the droolable deliciousness. Oh, the orgasmic cheeses perfectly blended with a thin crust and spiced marinara sauce for an unbelievable $2.50.

I have been slaving away on homework all weekend. Not to mention preparing for my first interview on tuesday. I'm scared to shitties about this interview. I have went through 5 years on college and I feel like I still don't know shit. I feel completely useless in this world. What if I go to the interview and they think I am a dumb fuck? What if I end up on one of those "idiotic interview" websites? What if they actually laugh at me?

Stupid Julie.

I'm off to eat more pizza and ice cream now. Tomorrow I will for sure pay with a quick and painful death. (not that I should kid since it can in fact kill me...hmm...something to ponder; perhaps I shall have a salad instead)