Happy 23rd To Me!!
Happy 23rd Birthday to me!!!! I baked my self a gooey warm chocolate cake with extra fudgy frosting. All I can do is sit here and stare at it, poke it, and scream obscenities at it. Fucking cake. It won't even put up a fight. Now it's in the middle of the road.
This is the first birthday ever that I can remember in which I can't have a piece of cake, pie, cookies, or candy. Oh, what a sad day it is.
But yet such a happy day! Dusty bought me the most awesome gifts ever! He spoils me so bad. I don't know which one of us is spoiled more. He bought me a Kodak digital camera and The Da Vinci Code. YAY!! In fact, here is the first picture I took with it:
Aren't I just adorable? *sticks tongue out then whacks you upside the head*
Damn kids. Always making such a fuss. Always eating pizza and Taco Bell and pasta and granola bars and nachos. Right now I am a raving BITCH in need of some real fricking food! I hope whoever invented the South Beach Diet gets live frogs rammed up his ass and then a butt plug placed in so that he can feel them jumping around in his ARSE. I mean seriously, I'm getting REAL tired of eggs.
Anyway, Dusty and I are heading out to Minnesota tomorrow to visit with JJ and Kayla. We also are getting to visit with Melissa and John! I simply can't wait to get out of Marquette. Blech, sometimes it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth and the scent of pee on the couch.
This is the first birthday ever that I can remember in which I can't have a piece of cake, pie, cookies, or candy. Oh, what a sad day it is.
But yet such a happy day! Dusty bought me the most awesome gifts ever! He spoils me so bad. I don't know which one of us is spoiled more. He bought me a Kodak digital camera and The Da Vinci Code. YAY!! In fact, here is the first picture I took with it:
Aren't I just adorable? *sticks tongue out then whacks you upside the head*
Damn kids. Always making such a fuss. Always eating pizza and Taco Bell and pasta and granola bars and nachos. Right now I am a raving BITCH in need of some real fricking food! I hope whoever invented the South Beach Diet gets live frogs rammed up his ass and then a butt plug placed in so that he can feel them jumping around in his ARSE. I mean seriously, I'm getting REAL tired of eggs.
Anyway, Dusty and I are heading out to Minnesota tomorrow to visit with JJ and Kayla. We also are getting to visit with Melissa and John! I simply can't wait to get out of Marquette. Blech, sometimes it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth and the scent of pee on the couch.
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