I Know My ABC's

A---> is for asshat. Asshats vote for Bush. Ooops.
B---> is for bumpy. The roads in Ironwood are so damn bumpy I may break my spinal cord someday. It's pretty bad when the roads are in BETTER condition after a blizzard.
C--->is for Cox, my last name. It is in the top 10 most popular last names of the U.S. Yet I still get asshats who ask me how it's spelled. Yeah, asshat, it's spelled C-O-C-K-S.
D---> is for dinner. I had a turkey sandwich, homemade baked french fries, and corn on the cob.
E---> is for exquisite. Exquisite is a word that I use quite often to describe things that bring me to utter bliss. Such as truffles.
F---> is for fragglerock. I don't remember what it was about or how the hell it came into my head, but I used to hate those damn things from fragglerock. Or were they actually fraggles? I dunno.
G---> is for goo. I like it when my mashed potatoes are nice and gooey. No smooth potatoes for me, give me the gooey stuff. The gooeier the better.
H---> is for harrass. Frisky likes to harrass us by passing gas repeatedly which makes our nostrils burn and out stomachs turn and me to crawl on the floor looking for a large steamy pile of poo.
I---> is for igloo. If I were to move to Alaska, I would live in an igloo to cut costs since the rate of living is horrendous. I'm sure living in an enclosed block of ice would be pretty cheap except I would have to find some of that whale fat stuff they use to heat the igloo.
J---> is for jargon. Jargon is an exquisite word. Go get me a truffle, dammit.
K---> is for kuala. Kualas are cute and I'm sure they would eat me when my back is turned.
L---> is for guess what! LLAMA! I will employee a family of llamas to graze upon my yard when I have one so that I will not have to hire anyone to mow it and I will not have to buy a lawn mower. Plus, the drool is great fertilizer.
M---> is for man butt. Man butt shall NOT jiggle back and forth. Man butt shall be nice and firm. Man butt shall not flop.
N---> is for nap. Which I always seem to be doing when people come to visit me. I believe I nap for 5 hours per day. Which does not include the 10 hours of sleep I get per night. Shut up! I'm healing dammit.
O---> is for octupus. I used to call octupus tentacles...octupus testicles! My dad thought I was doing it on purpose so I got the soap many times over those damn octupuses.
P---> is for Poopyhead. Poopyhead is Dusty. Just because I say so.
Q---> is for quarantine. I don't know, just quarantine the wild beasts or something and then make wildabeast stew!
R---> is for roar. I am a crazy nut, hear me roar!
S---> is for sassy. I looked quite sassy on Halloween.
T---> is for tatas. As is bodacious tatas. Which I don't have anymore.
U---> is for umbrella. Never have I been able to operate an umbrella correctly. I'm a dumbass.
V---> is for viagra. Viagra is the stuff in which my 12th grade government teacher asked a classmate if it was sold over the counter while she was working in the Kmart pharmacy.
W---> is for white trash. I love me a white trash mulleted boy. He just gave me a chew, how sweet.
X---> is for xylophone. Which is the stupid instrument that was used on all the Phonix quizes.
Y---> is for yup. Yup, Julie is a crazy asshat who should try and not post such stupid shit. Oh shit, I just called myself an asshat which means that I voted for Bush. Which I did not do. So Julie is a crazy numnut who should not be allowed to ever post an entry like this again.
Z---> is for zoo. Where Julie really belongs.