Food Song

So kids, have you been watching My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss? Tonight I finally tuned in. See, I said that I would no longer watch any reality shows. OOoops, I LIED! Whatcha gonna do about? Thought so...As I was saying, this show is absolutely frickin hilarious! There are smart, educated, successful people that are contestants on this show who allow themselves to be ridiculed and made into fools.

Or do we just suppose that they are smart? Quite frankly, they all seem to be off their rockers and pretty empty-headed. They also all look like they could be on MTV's Real World or something.

I'm starting a new book called Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides. I read his first novel The Virgin Suicides and enjoyed it immensly. My surgeon actually reccommended it to me because it deals with the scariness and randomness of genetics. The main character in this novel is a hemaphrodite and let me tell you, it's quite an interesting read!

So who's going out to get me a cheeseburger and fries and a chocolate shake?

Ok, I know you won't cuz you're just a big old meanie with nothing better to do than pick your nose and flick it at the computer screen. I'll sing me a tune.

Ohhhh...my FRENCH FRY!
You are so greasy and yummy
Eating you will KILLLLL MEEEE!
Ohhh...my CHEESEBURGER!
How I want to consume your fatty goodness
with cheesy ketchupy mustardy pickly toppings
and carbohydrate filled bun
Eating you will KILLLLL MEEEE!
Ohhh...my CHOCOLATE SHAKE!
You are so smooth and cold
and you chill my throat which is
coated from my greasy burger and fries
and give me yummy sugarness
which will give me diabetes
Eating you will KILLLL MEEEE!

Yeah, so Dusty almost had me committed to a nut bin. I'm not THAT crazy.....or am I?

*insert scary music here*