HALLOOWEENIE!!!
Me and my boy left da trailer park for da night for some boozin' and cruisin' in our rusty trusty Ford. We gots all done up. I got purty and Dusty got all manly lookin'. We was hot stuff out at da bars last night, especially when my man ordered us our favorite beer** PBR. Here's some photos of how hot we was lookin'.
**No, I did NOT, repeat NOT, consume any alcoholic beverages last night. That would imply that I was trying to kill myself.
I had fun last night. Dusty and I dressed up as a very good looking white trash couple. We WERE hot, I wasn't lying there. You can see by the mullet and blue eyeshadow that we were hot. We went to Jaime's (my old house!) for some pre-bar partying. It was cool because everyone there was dressed up! It was also nice to join society again and be social.
We then headed down to the bars. I kid you not, I had some greasy looking men checking me out like I was fresh meat on their cutting board. It was very uncomfortable so I hid by Dusty's mullet and they backed off. Nope, not kidding. I think the greaseballs even were checking out my blue fishnets.
I didn't last all night but it was tons of fun. Well, until we got caught in a rainstorm trying to get into the Matrixx. I was entirely way too tired to stay out all night so we went home and I curled up in a warm blanket and ate some drunk munchie foods. As in potato chips. As in naturally baked potato chips with no taste and no fat. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! I bet you want some now.
Now go eat some cheese and enjoy it dammit. Cuz I can't. Bitches.
**No, I did NOT, repeat NOT, consume any alcoholic beverages last night. That would imply that I was trying to kill myself.
I had fun last night. Dusty and I dressed up as a very good looking white trash couple. We WERE hot, I wasn't lying there. You can see by the mullet and blue eyeshadow that we were hot. We went to Jaime's (my old house!) for some pre-bar partying. It was cool because everyone there was dressed up! It was also nice to join society again and be social.
We then headed down to the bars. I kid you not, I had some greasy looking men checking me out like I was fresh meat on their cutting board. It was very uncomfortable so I hid by Dusty's mullet and they backed off. Nope, not kidding. I think the greaseballs even were checking out my blue fishnets.
I didn't last all night but it was tons of fun. Well, until we got caught in a rainstorm trying to get into the Matrixx. I was entirely way too tired to stay out all night so we went home and I curled up in a warm blanket and ate some drunk munchie foods. As in potato chips. As in naturally baked potato chips with no taste and no fat. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! I bet you want some now.
Now go eat some cheese and enjoy it dammit. Cuz I can't. Bitches.
COMMENTS
Oh my gosh Jules! You two look great! haha...thats hilarious! And I'm SURE those men were checking you out...they probably didn't see anything out of the norm and were telling each other "hey, now there's a lady whose isn't afraid to go out on Halloween not wearing a costume and just get herself all dressed up instead!" Wow, only here and Alabama would that happen...you look really really good though....and I'm really happy you got to get out and do something social! Take care :)
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