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It just took me longer to write that paragraph than it takes me to write 3 simultaneous entries. I just don't understand why people feel they have to write that way. Is it cool? Is it functionable? What in the hell is in these people's brains? Oh wait, all that is left is mush.

Everyone go check out JJ's new blog. He makes awesome impressions of Meatwad. So awesome in fact that I thought at first I was talking to the man who actually IS meatwad. He should have an audio button on his blog for my entertainment. All I would have to do is hit the button, hear his random impression of Meatwad, laugh my guts out, and then continue upon my day.

Hey, go check out Dusty's new layout while you're at it. Then hire him to make a layout for you. It's pretty kick ass. Makes me think maybe I should do something with mine.

Now, if you'd like to feel better about yourself take a look at this site. You'll never look at celebrities the same. The worst is "cat woman", who is located here. Scroll down and you will be apalled that someone would actually do this to themselves. SICK!

While you're at it, buy me THIS!!!!