DUDE YO FO SHIZZLE

I absolutely HATE it when people write in slang. Take for example HERE. What the hell possesses someone to write like this? It isn't cool, it isn't cute, it isn't awesome, it's downright annoying and fucking stupid.
Dude, yo, wuz ya'll doin in hea. How abootz we all ger down to da hizzouze 4 sum brewz.
ARRGGGGGGGGGGG!
Please don't write like you talk, no one appreciates it. Grow the fuck up and learn some grammar you hick ass mother fucker.
Ok, now that I got that out of my system, who all bid on Britney's piece of chewed gum? My highest bid was placed at $850. I could bid no higher for reason of insanity and mortgaging my car.
Oh yeah, and let's not forget about THIS. Who came up with this idea? Some muscley freak at a gym who yanked apart some exercise equipment and shoved it onto a bicycle in order to make a "new and improved" seat for his nasty ass? Give me a break, people.
Frisky is humping my neck. Have a good night.