Wednesday, July 07, 2004

I feel sorry for my co-worker already

It's looking like the fall season is upon us now. I'm definitely not going to complain. I hate hot sticky humid weather. You all can yell at me all you want, but quite frankly, I am enjoying this. Perhaps it's because I can't be in the sun. Perhaps it's because I get nauseous in the heat. Perhaps it's because I'm allergic to the sun. Whatever it is, I'm liking the cooler weather.
There is a new lady at work. I will be working with her 5 days a week for my entire shift. Bad news: I can't stand the lady. She annoys me incredibly and I can't quite figure out why. She has the complete phone voice--if you don't know what this is, call my bank and listen!
"Goooood afternoooooon, First of Neeeeeeegauuuunee, Marquetttttte City, thissss is ------" Imagine this sentence being spoken in 27 different ranges of voice tone, also.
ARRRGGGGG!!!!!!!!
Sometimes I have the urge to stuff her in the drive through shoot and push send. Or other times I'd like to lock her in the vault with ragingly horny chipmunks. Or I guess I could just shoot rubber bands at her like I already do.

Here is what my next kitty will look like. This is Amber's kitten and they breed their cats at least 2 times a year. As soon as I can have another cat, I will be getting one just as silly looking and cute as this one.

COMMENTS

Blogger Hoss said...

As you know, I know the "phone voice" as well as a former Range operator ("operator of the year for 2003", I might add.) can be expected to. I mean, Amy is one of the sweetest young ladies I've had the pleasure of meeting. It's unfortunate that she has to speak such an answer phrase.

Nate.

1:55 AM
  Blogger Melissa said...

that's an adorable cat! what is its name??

3:57 PM