Answers to Jaime's Questions
1. If you turned into a guy for 24 hours what is the first thing you would do?
~The very first thing? Masturbate, of course. I want to know what it is about a man's penis that makes him so....I don't know...like a man. Then, if I were a HOT man, I'd strut my stuff down the beach for all the ladies to oogle at. Then I'm randomly compliment a bunch of woman because I know how much I'd like that. After all that stupid stuff, I'd have to have sex. Is this the response you were looking for? Hhehehehehe...........
2. If you were a woodchuck how much wood do you think you would chuck in 1 hour?
~Screw the chucking of wood. I'll just eat.
3. What would you rather do, go a year without seeing your parents or go a year without seeing Dusty?
~Since I lived with my parents for 22 years of my life, I would rather go without seeing them for a year. Besides, it will probably happen in less than a year anyway if I move away---that is, IF I even get a job!! I couldn't stand to be away from Dusty for that long.
4.How much would you have to be paid eat an entire jar of olives?
~Oh man.....is there a time limit? If I only had to eat 1 every hour until they were gone, probably only a couple thousand. If I had to eat the entire jar within an hour or something horrendous as that, is it okay if I puke? Jaime, you know me too well. Olives are sick, yo, sick!
5.What would you name your autobiography?
~"Some Pretty Boring Shit About This Boring Girl From Michigan"
~The very first thing? Masturbate, of course. I want to know what it is about a man's penis that makes him so....I don't know...like a man. Then, if I were a HOT man, I'd strut my stuff down the beach for all the ladies to oogle at. Then I'm randomly compliment a bunch of woman because I know how much I'd like that. After all that stupid stuff, I'd have to have sex. Is this the response you were looking for? Hhehehehehe...........
2. If you were a woodchuck how much wood do you think you would chuck in 1 hour?
~Screw the chucking of wood. I'll just eat.
3. What would you rather do, go a year without seeing your parents or go a year without seeing Dusty?
~Since I lived with my parents for 22 years of my life, I would rather go without seeing them for a year. Besides, it will probably happen in less than a year anyway if I move away---that is, IF I even get a job!! I couldn't stand to be away from Dusty for that long.
4.How much would you have to be paid eat an entire jar of olives?
~Oh man.....is there a time limit? If I only had to eat 1 every hour until they were gone, probably only a couple thousand. If I had to eat the entire jar within an hour or something horrendous as that, is it okay if I puke? Jaime, you know me too well. Olives are sick, yo, sick!
5.What would you name your autobiography?
~"Some Pretty Boring Shit About This Boring Girl From Michigan"
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