Answers to Ash's Questions

1.) If you could be with any man in history, famous or not, who would it be?
~I guess I really don't have an answer for this question. I've sat here for over two hours thinking of a witty answer or at least something funny. I drew a blank. Sorry....
2.) Which artist (dead or alive) would you ask to paint your self-portrait?
~Van Gogh because I'd like my self portrait to look as fucked up as I am. As long as he doesn't send me his ear, I'll be fine. I'm not sure exactly what I'd do with an ear. The only problem with this choice: the majority of painters HATE doing self portraits.
3.) You've been in a horrible accident that has given you a disability. Would you rather be unable to speak or unable to see?
~This one is easy, I'd much rather be unable to speak than unable to see. I'm the type of person to sit somewhere and just watch things happen around me. There are so many ways to communicate, but there isn't anyway to be able to see if you're blind.
4.) What's the bravest thing you've ever done?
~I've been rapelling over 10 times but I really don't consider that very brave. I like to extreme downhill ski but I don't consider that brave either. Hell, I don't know.
5.) What would you want your last words to be?
~That was some cool ass shit. Let me do it over!