Monday, June 28, 2004

Jules 007

Because I am a secret spy, I KNOW you are visiting me and not leaving me notes. If you do not leave me a note sometime, I will take my radar detector, find exactly where your IP address is coming from, and SPY ON YOU through your window. That is, if you have windows. Or a house for that matter. You never know, there is wireless access in many places, I'm sure it's accessable in a double-wide refrigerator box.
My point being, you are SPYING on me and not letting me spy on you. I like spying on people. I have a special pair of internet binoculars that alert me as to where you are spying from.
I am a 007 agent of the blogger! MWAHAHAHAHA!
So is anyone excited for the 4th of July yet? According to Dusty, he's making special appearances this coming weekend, complete with a purple marker (insert "inside" joke laugh here).
I can't get home until saturday afternoon because I am the lucky one chosen to work saturday morning at the bank. Isn't that lovely? I get a whole whopping 2 days off of work. Waa-hoo...note my extreme excitement.
I HATE WORKING!!!!!!
Ok, that's it. I've come to the decision that I will be pimping Frisky out on the corner of Van Evera. He's big, cuddly, loveable, and likes to get NASTY. Any takers?

COMMENTS

Blogger Melissa said...

Hey Julie - I'm so sorry to hear about the Frisky situation! I hope things can get worked out - That sucks that they don't allow pets. I've never understood that. I mean, I can see dogs MAYBE, but cats? Cats are harmless - they're clean and quiet. Oh, and as far as those notes, it screwed up and said it couldn't publish it, so I kept hitting "back" and retrying, and 30 minutes later, all of them appeared! I thought that looked really dorky so I deleted them all! :S OH - and I like Dusty's blog! I like the VFW website he made, too!

10:37 AM
  Blogger Jaime said...

I don't think pimping out your NEUTERED cat is a really good money making scheme. There are sure to be many dissatisfied, not to mention sexually frustrated, customers.

9:03 PM