I'm a dumbass

So my cat just shit on my arm, the couch, and pillow for no apparent reason. As I was in my quest to sniff out the stench and clean it up, I dropped my laptop right on top of my wooden table.
SMACK
Now the I can lift the keyboard completely up and look underneath. As if it wasn't bad enough that my wireless card no longer works (I've brought it in 2 times now and they never believe me that it doesn't work), now the keyboard is all shitty.
So I'll have yet another quest to the help desk to see if they can fix this piece of shit. I should have never bought this damn thing. I'm too clumsy to take care of anything expensive in the first place.
Seeing as I'm here again, it must mean one single thing:
Diaryland sucks ass!
I've been trying to add an entry all night, even though I really have nothing to talk about.
Now I'm just all pissed off.
Tomorrow night we might be going out for the first time since before school got out. Dusty and I were going to go tonight, but Paully can go tomorrow so we're going to hit up the $1 drafts at Upfront for awhile.
Damn I'm boring. No juice. No gossip. No crazy stories. No nothing.
Color me neon pink with vertical stripes of neon green and orange and call me cool.