Crack in those cookies

I think there is crack in chocolate chip cookies. In tacos for that matter, too. That's why I can't stop eating them.
So does anyone want to guess what I had for supper today? What just came out of the oven right now?
*sigh*
No wonder I've got a weight issue. My stomach and brain are in this together. They figure that since I quit smoking, may as well start eating as much as an army stationed in Cambodia who has access to a McDonald's.
Jaime invited us to Hudson's tonight for a Miller Lite party in which the beer is cheap and they are giving stuff away. So why am I not there consuming my favorite beer? Because I'm still piss-ass poor, even though this is my 4th week of work.
I'm a sucky loser. I want to have fun this summer! I just don't want to go into debt while trying to do so. I can barely afford going out once a week on the cheapest nights.
Boooooooo..............